“Hey, do you want to marry me?”
I almost peed on my pants when I heard that question. It was not something I’ve been waiting to hear, but it was unexpected and decidedly unromantic. Believe me! All I did was share a bag of popcorn with him at the cinema, and now I have to marry this guy?
“Why?” I asked.
“Ha! Ha! You’re so funny. Come on, let’s get married. Don’t you want to marry me?”