Did I Pee on the Chair?

A Smile in Rhyme

Welcome to A Smile in Rhymeโ€”a collection of gentle, rhythmic poems inspired by everyday life. Here, peaceful moments meet musical flow, and simple experiences become bright, lyrical reflectionsโ€”always with a hint of warmth and a smile. Settle in, take your time, and enjoy the rhythm.

From the Archive:

This humorous poem was originally written as a university assignment in sonic poetry and performed with a hip-hop backing track. Although the original music has been lost over time, the text remains, and with some revisions, as a reminder of an enjoyable experiment with sound, rhythm, and humour. The poem itself remains one of my favourite light-hearted pieces.

Did I Pee on the Chair?

My Pops took me to the vet 
For some meds I could get.
Pops started to fume and fret 
When I ate a fried croquette.

This vet is like a crazy dungeon.
It makes me yelp without compassion
Like eating a large onion 
or nibbling a bony luncheon.


“IT’S CRAZY!!!!”

Yeah, it’s crazy in here.
This place is what I fear.
It’s creepy and spooky 
It gives my fur the creepy-crawlies.

The Doc enters the room.
Her lipstick is va-va-voom.
Her hand moves like a magic voodoo
When she checks my super doggy doo-doo.

They call my Doc Michelle.
She smells like sweet caramel.
Sheโ€™s delicious, oh, what the hell!
I wonder if I could chew her
With strawberries and butter.


“IT’S CRAZY!!!!”

Yeah, it’s crazy in here.
This place is what I fear.
Itโ€™s creepy and spooky
It gives my fur the creepy-crawlies.

She scratches my ears
and calls me a handsome boy
Then she holds the needle up;

that was abrupt.
I spin like a carousel
My tummy up in the air
Pretending Iโ€™m not scared
Until I peed on the chair.


“IT’S CRAZY!!!!”

Yeah, it’s crazy in here.
This place is what I fear.
It’s creepy and spooky
It gives my fur the creepy-crawlies.

Hey, Michelle, look what you’ve done
You pick on anyone
That makes us want to run.
I think you’re the one
Who loves collecting dung
So here’s a pile of buns
You’ll have so much fun.


“IT’S CRAZY!!!!”

Together, we all agreed, so listen to what we say!

Woof! Woof! Woof!

Meow! Meow! Meow!

Purr! Purr! Purr!

ROAR! ROAR! ROAR!

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

Grrrr!!

Hey, Pops, get me out of here.
It’s creepy and spooky.
It gives my fur the creepy-crawlies.

Hey, let me go.
Let me goโ€ฆ



โ€“Ninagracia


Till next time.

Cheers!

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Originally written for Curtin University assignment in 2021, this piece has been polished and reshaped for a broader audience.



Muuuum!!

A Smile in Rhyme


Welcome to A Smile in Rhymeโ€”a collection of gentle, rhythmic poems inspired by everyday life. Here, peaceful moments meet musical flow, and simple experiences become bright, lyrical reflectionsโ€”always with a hint of warmth and a smile. Settle in, take your time, and enjoy the rhythm.

Motherโ€™s Day is widely celebrated on the second Sunday in May in many countries to honour mothers, grandmothers, and maternal figures with gifts, flowers, or an afternoon tea or brunch at their favourite restaurants.

Sometimes we write poems to express our love and gratitude for all the effort, love, and sacrifices theyโ€™ve made for us. Itโ€™s sweet and lovely, even if itโ€™s only once a year.

But what if we turn the tables and let our dear mothers express their undying love for us? Letโ€™s see what they want to say to us after all these years. You might be surprised!

โ€œFor every mother who has ever tried to drink coffee while someone shouted โ€˜Muuuum!โ€™ from another room, this one is for you.โ€

To all dear children and husbands,
Hereโ€™s what our mothers would like to tell us:

From the series: A Smile in Rhyme

Muuuum!
(A Motherโ€™s Day Wishlist)

Another year.
Another day.
And a few more grey hairs
between chaos and love.

To the family I love dearly โ€”

Despite the noise, the laundry,
and whoever left the wet towels
on the floor again,

your mother would like to say
a few important things.

This year, children,
after years of loyal service
and unpaid overtime,

I would like to announce
to everyone within hearing distance:

I want one uninterrupted cup of coffee.

Please stop shouting โ€œMum!โ€
from another room.

Bend down.
Look under your bed.
The missing sock is probably there.

And my journey to the bathroom
would be far more relaxing
if nobody shouted โ€œMuuuum!โ€
through the closed door.

Mummy is having a timeout.
She would like to pee alone.

And to whoever keeps opening the fridge
and declaring,

โ€œThereโ€™s nothing to eat!โ€

There is another name for vegetables.

Itโ€™s called food.

I recently discovered
a soft, comfy couch in the lounge.

Apparently, it is used
for sitting down.

So here I lie quietly,
staring at the ceiling,

resting beside unfolded clothes,
socks, and lonely undies.

And to you, dear husband โ€”

Roses are lovely.
Chocolates are sweet.

But before handing me toast
and instant coffee,

did you clean the kitchen
and close the fridge?

And if you still believe
I possess magical powers
to find things you thought were lost,

my secret is simple:

I open my eyes.

And guess what?

It was directly in front of you.

They say behind every successful child
is a mother asking,

โ€œDid you brush your teeth?โ€

a thousand times.

And behind the chaos,
the noise,
and the kitchen fire alarm,

is a husband making breakfast
while turning the kitchen
into a crime scene.

I love deeply
and lose my temper daily โ€”

sometimes within the same minute.

But despite the noise,
the mess,
the missing socks,
and the broken sleep,

I would not trade
this beautiful madness
for anything in the world.

Happy Mother’s Day

Till next time,

Cheers!

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A Friday Whisper, A Saturday Song

A Smile in Rhyme


Welcome to A Smile in Rhymeโ€”a collection of gentle, rhythmic poems inspired by everyday life. Here, peaceful moments meet musical flow, and simple experiences become bright, lyrical reflectionsโ€”always with a hint of warmth and a smile. Settle in, take your time, and enjoy the rhythm.

Catholics and other Christians celebrate Good Friday without eating animal meats like beef, pork, chicken, and turkey to honour the day Jesus suffered and sacrificed his own flesh.

Inspired by our family’s Easter traditionโ€”quiet, reflective Fridays followed by joyful, music-filled Saturdays. It’s a rhythm I’ve come to cherish over the years.

A Friday Whisper, A Saturday Song


On Friday we whisper, as quiet as mice,
No music, no meatโ€”oh, thatโ€™s quite a price!
The house feels so still, every step soft and light,
Even the daytime feels more like the night.

We speak just in murmurs, we walk on soft feet,
And dream of tomorrowโ€ฆ and something to eat.
The silence grows bigger with each passing hour,
My thoughts doing circles with very little power.

But Saturday morningโ€”what joy fills the air!
The music comes dancing from everywhere!
Marvin Gaye croons softly, smooth as can be,
And suddenly lifeโ€™s dancing right there with me.

The kettle starts humming, the kitchenโ€™s alive,
My feet start to move with a rhythm and drive.
From quiet and calm to a cheerful heartbeat,
Now turn up the musicโ€”and pass me the meat!


Till next time,

Cheers!


Reference:
https://www.archspm.org/why-dont-catholics-eat-meat-on-fridays/